Memories In Paraphrase

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gupieee:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

wtffff

i aint saying it was aliens….but it was aliens

whattt theee fuckkk

moosekinuckles:

foreveryouarebeautiful:

New year, New me. Time to get active. 

Now there is no excuse for me to be a fat lard.

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lightfloodingintodarkenedrooms:

I love this gif.

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maariamph:

I went ahead and made a tutorial about a pet peeve. Remember kids if you fail at this I will fight you

Just some additional reference for my artist type friends

GOOD

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jasmine-blu:

Sophia Bush has declared war on Urban Outfitters after they marketted a t-shirt with the words ‘Eat Less’ on the front.

The One Tree Hill actress, in an entry on her personal blog, called for them to issue an apology and make a donation to a charity for eating disorders, and said, “It’s like handing a suicidal person a loaded gun. You should know better.”

Sophia wrote, “To promote starvation? To promote anorexia, which leads to heart disease, bone density loss, and a slew of other health problems, not least of all psychological issues that NEVER go away? Shame on you. I will no longer be shopping at your stores. And I will encourage the tens of thousands of female supporters I have to do the same.”source.

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iamnotadirtygod:

A spanish designer Martin Azua has designed an Awesome Urn  which Will Turn You into a Tree After You Die

His urn is made from coconut shell, compacted peat and cellulose and inside it contains the seed of a tree.

Once your remains have been placed into the urn, it can be planted and then the seed germinates and begins to grow. You even get the choice to pick the type of plant you would like to become, depending on the kind of planting space you prefer.

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I would love to have this done. I still dont know what kind of tree, but a big beautiful one. Society will look at me and say, “So beautiful” and I’d be like, “Thanks, you should have seen me when I was alive”

“Thanks, you should have seen me when I was alive” LOL.

i think i like this..

This is something that is perfect to me. I call being a sequoia tree. Or an  Ironwood.

I wanna be ebony. Or some kind of rosewood. Dalbergia odorifera, AKA huang hua-li hardwood. It’s endangered.

Okay, everyone I know, when I’m dead please let me be this. I want to be a willow or a redwood.

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